DICK NIXON BOWLING
at THE WHITEHOUSE
Monday, August 27, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
YOU BROUGHT A FUCKING POMERANIAN BOWLING
DUDE: "You brought a Fucking Pomeranian Bowling?"
Walter: "I didn't rent it shoes, he;s I didn't buy it a Beer, it's not taking your Turn"
Dude: "If my FUCKING EX-WIFE asked me to watch her dog while she went to Honolulu with boyfriend, I'd tell Her to GO FUCK HERSELF" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T FUCKIN ROLL ..."SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS"
Donny: "They posted the next Round for The tournament."
Walter: "Shut the Fuck Up Do_ _ _ When do we play?"
Donny: "Saturday"
Walter: "Saturday? I can't .... Well they'll have to re-schedule"
Dude: "Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"
Walter: "I told that FUCK down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?"
Donny: "Berkholtzer"
Dude: "WALTER" !!!
Walter: " I told that FUCKING KRAUT a Thousand Times Fucking times, I don't Roll on Shabbos"
Dude: "Walter?"
Donny: "But they already Posted it"
Walter: " Well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT" !!!!
Dude: "Who gives a SHIT? They're gonna Kill that poor woman, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"
Walter: "Come on Dude. Eventually She's gonna get tired of her little game and wander back home."
Donny: "Why don't you Roll on Saturday?"
Walter: " Saturday Donny is Shabbos the Jewish Day of Rest. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I
don't ride in a car, I don't handle Money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Shit
Don't FUCKIN Roll"
Donny: "Jeeeze"
Walter: "Shomer Shabbos:
Dude: "Walter how am I gonna ...........?"
Walter: "Shomer FUCKIN SHABBOS"
Walter: "Shut the Fuck Up Do_ _ _ When do we play?"
Donny: "Saturday"
Walter: "Saturday? I can't .... Well they'll have to re-schedule"
Dude: "Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"
Walter: "I told that FUCK down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?"
Donny: "Berkholtzer"
Dude: "WALTER" !!!
Walter: " I told that FUCKING KRAUT a Thousand Times Fucking times, I don't Roll on Shabbos"
Dude: "Walter?"
Donny: "But they already Posted it"
Walter: " Well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT" !!!!
Dude: "Who gives a SHIT? They're gonna Kill that poor woman, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"
Walter: "Come on Dude. Eventually She's gonna get tired of her little game and wander back home."
Donny: "Why don't you Roll on Saturday?"
Walter: " Saturday Donny is Shabbos the Jewish Day of Rest. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I
don't ride in a car, I don't handle Money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Shit
Don't FUCKIN Roll"
Donny: "Jeeeze"
Walter: "Shomer Shabbos:
Dude: "Walter how am I gonna ...........?"
WE'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY
DUDE: Is that your Car outside?
Walter: Is this your homework Larry?
Dude: We're gonna cut your DICK off Larry !
Sunday, July 15, 2012
I'M SORRY IF YOUR STEPMOTHER IS A NYMPHOMANIAC
DUDE: I'm sorry if your Stepmother is a Nymphomaniac Maude ...
MAUDE: Don't call her my Stepmother Jeffrey ...
Friday, June 29, 2012
WE'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY
WALTER: Is THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY
DUDE: We'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY
IT REALLY TIED The ROOM TOGETHET
The DUDE with Beloved "WHITE RUSSIAN" Does Some "Tai Chi" on His New RUG,
complements of The BIG LEBOWSKI
Abide !!!
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