I DON'T FUCKIN ROLL ..."SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS"

Donny:  "They posted the next Round for The tournament."


Walter:   "Shut the Fuck Up Do_ _ _ When do we play?"


Donny:   "Saturday"


Walter:   "Saturday? I can't .... Well they'll have to re-schedule"


Dude:    "Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "I told that FUCK down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?" 


Donny:    "Berkholtzer"


Dude:   "WALTER" !!!


Walter:    " I told that FUCKING KRAUT a Thousand Times Fucking times, I don't Roll on Shabbos"


Dude:    "Walter?"


Donny:   "But they already Posted it"


Walter:    " Well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT" !!!!


Dude:    "Who gives a SHIT? They're gonna Kill that poor woman, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "Come on Dude. Eventually She's gonna get tired of her little game and wander back home."


Donny:    "Why don't you Roll on Saturday?"


Walter:   " Saturday Donny is Shabbos the Jewish Day of Rest. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I
                   don't ride in a car, I don't handle Money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Shit
                   Don't FUCKIN Roll"


Donny:   "Jeeeze"


Walter:   "Shomer Shabbos:


Dude:    "Walter how am I gonna ...........?"

Walter:   "Shomer FUCKIN SHABBOS"