Monday, January 28, 2013

The DUDE And FOOD ... Favorite SUPER BOWL PARTY EATS ..... And ALL FOOTBALL SEASON LONG .. ABIDE !



The Dude and Food. Yes the Dude Eats. The Dude Cooks too! He has to, he's Unemployed and has to stretch those Unemployment Checks as far as they'll go. Dudes got expenses; Rent to Monty, even it is sent in late, on the 10th or later. He's gotta gas for Betsy, to Drive Around. He's got Bowling Fees to pay, there's Weed, and .... Dudes got expenses. So he Cooks, like practicing Tai Chi, Cooking is sort of Zen to the Dude. He likes it, and it helps him save Money, getting the most out of his unemployment funds.
    Super Bowl time is upon us. What are you gonna cook? There's some great recipes in The Dudes Big Lebowski Cookbook, GOT ANY KAHLUA? The Collected Recipes of The Dude ..
Yes Dudes got some great recipes, they're all Tasty, Economical, and Quick and Easy to prepare. The Dude wouldn't have it any other way. They appeal to Football Fans, Stoners, and Fans of The Dude, Achievers ..  Here's a little list ....


COWBOY CHILI
BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS
DUDES CRAZY WINGS
GUACAMOLE
TACOS
BURRITOS
and More ..  They're all in GOT ANY KAHLUA?  "The Dudes Own Cookbook"  Abide !  







Buffalo Chicken Wings "Dude Style"





The DUDES COOKBOOK
Available on AMAZON.com

See AMAZON Link Below 
For The DUDES
BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK   "GOT ANY KAHLUA" ?






The Dudes COWBOY CHILI !
Abide !!!

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE ?






Walter:   What we have here is a series of victim-less crimes ..

Dude:   What About the FUCKING TOE ???

Walter:   You want a Toe Dude? I can get you a Toe by 3 o'clock, and with Nail-Polish ..
               You don't want to know ...

Dude:     Huh ..

Walter:   Fucking Amateurs !!!! They send us a Toe and expect us to Shit Our Pants !
              Amateurs !!!

Waitress:  Can you gentlemen please keep it down. This is a family restaurant.


Sunday, January 20, 2013

WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY"  !!!





"WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" !!!


Do yo See What Happens Larry? When You Fuck a Stranger In The ASS !!!