YOU BROUGHT A FUCKING POMERANIAN BOWLING

DUDE:   "You brought a Fucking Pomeranian Bowling?"

Walter:   "I didn't rent it shoes, he;s I didn't buy it a Beer, it's not taking your Turn"

Dude:   "If my FUCKING EX-WIFE asked me to watch her dog while she went to Honolulu with boyfriend, I'd tell Her to GO FUCK HERSELF" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T FUCKIN ROLL ..."SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS"

Donny:  "They posted the next Round for The tournament."


Walter:   "Shut the Fuck Up Do_ _ _ When do we play?"


Donny:   "Saturday"


Walter:   "Saturday? I can't .... Well they'll have to re-schedule"


Dude:    "Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "I told that FUCK down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?" 


Donny:    "Berkholtzer"


Dude:   "WALTER" !!!


Walter:    " I told that FUCKING KRAUT a Thousand Times Fucking times, I don't Roll on Shabbos"


Dude:    "Walter?"


Donny:   "But they already Posted it"


Walter:    " Well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT" !!!!


Dude:    "Who gives a SHIT? They're gonna Kill that poor woman, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "Come on Dude. Eventually She's gonna get tired of her little game and wander back home."


Donny:    "Why don't you Roll on Saturday?"


Walter:   " Saturday Donny is Shabbos the Jewish Day of Rest. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I
                   don't ride in a car, I don't handle Money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Shit
                   Don't FUCKIN Roll"


Donny:   "Jeeeze"


Walter:   "Shomer Shabbos:


Dude:    "Walter how am I gonna ...........?"

Walter:   "Shomer FUCKIN SHABBOS"

WE'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY

DUDE:         Is that your Car outside?

Walter:   Is this your homework Larry?

Dude:   We're gonna cut your DICK off Larry !

I'M SORRY IF YOUR STEPMOTHER IS A NYMPHOMANIAC

DUDE: I'm sorry if your Stepmother is a Nymphomaniac Maude ...

MAUDE: Don't call her my Stepmother Jeffrey ...