Sunday, October 28, 2012

THE DUDES GOT A BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK


GOT ANY KAHLUA - THE COLLECTED RECIPES 
of THE DUDE


Yes Boys and Girls, great News today, Big News, or as The DUDE would say," New Shit Man." It's The Dudes Cookbook, "GOT ANY KAHLUA" The Collected Recipes of The Dude, by Daniel Zwicke author of La Tavola and other titles. The book is Awesome, and a must read for any fan of The Dudes and the great "Cult-Classic" The BIG LEBOWSKI. The book is filled with recipes and stories by The Dude of all his favorite dishes and philosophy on food and cooking it. The Dude is a pretty dam good cook. Who knew? Fans of the Dude are gonna just Eat this One Up, no pun intended.






Some wonderful recipes in the book, complete with wonderful antidotes, stories, and Dudeisms, are; The Dudes Cowboy Chili, Maude's Meatloaf, Berkholtzer's Sauerkraut "I told that F_ckin Kraut I Don't Roll on Shabbos,"  gooey Chop-Meat, Da Fino's Meatballs, Bozos Clam Chowder, and instructions on how to make great Tacos, Burritos, and of course the perfect White Russian. "You gotta Love it!" And we're sure you will.. It's a Great Day in Big Lebowski and Duderly History. Abide!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?


THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?

"They Were NAZIS DUDE?" Famous line Steve Buscemi (as DONNY) delivers to THE DUDE 
(Jeff Bridges) after Walter in the conversation between THE DUDE,Walter, and Donny, Walter says,
"Those FUCKING NAZIS"  !!! 

Donny asks The DUDE, "THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?"

With all The BIG LEBOWSKI DUDE paraphernalia out there, DUDE ABIDES T-Shirts, 
"Your Entering a World of Pain" "IT REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER" "MARK IR ZERO" !!!
"DON'T FUCK With THE JESUS" !!! and What not, 
There has Not been a "THEY WERE NAZIS DUDE?"  T-SHIRT
nor the Even More Famous Line "GOT ANY KAHLUA?"  T-SHIRT

NOT Until NOW  !!! Finally They've Arrived, something all ACIEVERS FANS of THE DUDE







THE BIG LEBOWSKI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

CLICK LINK BELOW for T-SHIRT

http://www.squidoo.com/workshop/the-big-lebowski-store?notice=reorder

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

DON'T FUCK with The JESUS







Jesus:   NOBODY FUCKS with the JESUS !!!!

Dude:    Jeeeeze !!!!!

Jesus:   You said it Man !!!

Do YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER in The ASS

   "Do you See What Happens?" 
                " Do See What Happens LARRY?"    





               " When You FUCK a STRANGER  in The ASS ! "

                      This Is What Happens Larry 
                          When You  FUCK a Stranger in the ASS !!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

YOU BROUGHT A FUCKING POMERANIAN BOWLING






DUDE:   "You brought a Fucking Pomeranian Bowling?"
Walter:   "I didn't rent it shoes, he;s I didn't buy it a Beer, it's not taking your Turn"
Dude:   "If my FUCKING EX-WIFE asked me to watch her dog while she went to Honolulu with boyfriend, I'd tell Her to GO FUCK HERSELF" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I DON'T FUCKIN ROLL ..."SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS"

Donny:  "They posted the next Round for The tournament."


Walter:   "Shut the Fuck Up Do_ _ _ When do we play?"


Donny:   "Saturday"


Walter:   "Saturday? I can't .... Well they'll have to re-schedule"


Dude:    "Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "I told that FUCK down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling?" 


Donny:    "Berkholtzer"


Dude:   "WALTER" !!!


Walter:    " I told that FUCKING KRAUT a Thousand Times Fucking times, I don't Roll on Shabbos"


Dude:    "Walter?"


Donny:   "But they already Posted it"


Walter:    " Well they can FUCKIN UN-POST IT" !!!!


Dude:    "Who gives a SHIT? They're gonna Kill that poor woman, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?"


Walter:   "Come on Dude. Eventually She's gonna get tired of her little game and wander back home."


Donny:    "Why don't you Roll on Saturday?"


Walter:   " Saturday Donny is Shabbos the Jewish Day of Rest. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I
                   don't ride in a car, I don't handle Money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as Shit
                   Don't FUCKIN Roll"


Donny:   "Jeeeze"


Walter:   "Shomer Shabbos:


Dude:    "Walter how am I gonna ...........?"



Walter:   "Shomer FUCKIN SHABBOS"




WE'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY





DUDE:         Is that your Car outside?
Walter:   Is this your homework Larry?
Dude:   We're gonna cut your DICK off Larry !



Friday, June 29, 2012

WE'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY




WALTER:    Is THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY

DUDE:  We'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF LARRY

IT REALLY TIED The ROOM TOGETHET






The DUDE with Beloved "WHITE RUSSIAN" Does Some "Tai Chi" on His New RUG,
complements of The BIG LEBOWSKI

                      Abide !!!














Saturday, March 31, 2012

WILLLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING HE'S A NIHILIST

BUNNY:  BLOW On MY TOES ...







DUDE:  You Want Me To Blow On Your TOES ???

BUNNY:   I Can't "BLOW" That Far ...

BUNNY:   I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK for $1,000



  


DUDE:   YOU SURE HE WON"T MIND?

BUNNY:  WILLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ... HE'S a NIHILIST ...

DUDE:   Must Be EXHAUSTING ....

YOU THINK CARPET PISSERS DID THIS







DUDE:   You THINK CARPET PISSERS Did THIS ???

BRANDT:   This Is Our CONCERN DUDE ....


I STILL JERK-OFF MANUALLY












DUDE:   HOW'S The SMUT BUSINESS JACKIE ?

JACKIE TREEHORN:   I Wouldn't Know DUDE....
              Do You Know The BRAIN Is The Greatest Erogenous Zone?

DUDE:  I Still JERK OFF MANUALLY   ...............

JACKIE TREEHORN:   Of Course You Do DUDE  .

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

DON'T FUCK With The JESUS



JESUS:   Me and Liam, we're gonna Fuck You Up ... You pull out a piece on the Lanes, I'll stick it Up Your ASS and pull the Trigger til it goes CLICK !!!

DUDE:     Jesus .......

JESUS:   You said it Maann ....

JESUS:   Don't Fuck with The JESUS .....

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The DUDE and The STRANGER'S DRINKS of CHOICE








      STRANGER:   I like your Style Dude, but do you have to Curse so much?

                       DUDE:   What the Fuck are you talking about?  

                        STRANGER :   OK, have er your way Dude !









DUDE








STRANGER

DUDE APPRECIATES a $3.00 PBR .....FUCKIN PABST BLUE RIBBON MAN



O' DUDER LIKES A GOOD
Ol PABST BLUE RIBBON
Now and THEN




NEW YORK and The $3.00 PBR  ....... LA Too !!!


New York and the $3.00 PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer has been a God-Send to many New Yorkers. As you all know, the US Economy has been in the Shitter for the past 3-Half years or so.
Many people are out of work, and many who are working, are taking home Half-as-Much Money or more of what they used to make. People have had to buckle down and give up or curb many things they enjoyed previous to the current state of our economy, which is in almost a Depression Era State.
Yes, everybody says that we are not in a Depression, we're in a recession. Those are the Rich and Well-Off talking. To many, the state of our Union and their feelings are of Depression.
So, because of the Terrible State of our Economy you have given up eating out 3 times a week, you buy less clothes, spend less on Entertainment and any number of things and you haven't had a vacation in the past two years, maybe more. You given up a lot. We all have.
Now when it comes to socializing, going out for a few Beers or Cocktails with some friends, you've had to cut back on that too. But hey, you gotta draw a line somewhere, and everyone is entitled to a few drinks to unwind every now and then. But if you live in the Great City of New York this can be a costly undertaking, especially in this day, and of all times, to be having a Boom in The $14, Sixteen-Dollar-Or -More-Cocktail.W hat is a Poor Working Guy or Working Girl to do??? Well Boys and Girls, let's Thank God for that great thing of wonder and the Bars and establishments who so graciously and kindly serve it, The $3.00 PBR, That's right, a $3.oo Beer in The Land of The Over-Priced $16.00 Cocktail, Manhattan, New York, NY..... It's quite Sad, Greedy too.
Yes, Thank God and let's thank the Kind-Heart proprietors who serve $3.00 PBR'S or any Beer for just $3 or $4 in a New York Bar. You are doing you fellow man a public service and we thank you for that. Whoever you are, you are to be commended, and Shame-On-You, all those places that serve $14 PLUS Cocktails. "RIP-OFF" !!! Wish the masses would Boycott these places and patronize places like Blue & Gold Bar, 7B, and anyplace who has a heart. Bars that serve 3 and 4 Dollar Beers.
I just have to say, it's great to go to a place like Blue and Gold Bar on East 7th Street and know that you can have 3 or 4 Beers for just $12 to $16, accounting for a Buck a Pop for the Barkeep. Now that's pretty good. I have had the best times hanging at Blue & Gold with some friends. You sit at the Bar or get into a nice comfy booth, drink your Beers ($3 PBR'S), relax, listen to the Music, Chit Chat, and just enjoy, and it's not going to cost you The Shirt Off Your Back.
Yes, you can have 4 Beers, tip included for the price of 1 Rip-Off Drink at one of those Rip-Off Joints. And if you are Dumb enough to have four drinks in one of those places, guess what it's going to cost you? About $75 my friend.
Well, do the Math, and if you can afford $75 for only 4 drinks, God Bless You. And if you can't, you've got an alternative. Right, your local $3.00 PBR Joint. They're a God-Send.






Daniel Bellino Zwicke












HIENEKEN ???

FUCKIN PABST BLUE RIBBON MAN !!!

Monday, March 26, 2012

A FRIEND With A CLEFT ASSHOLE ???

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DUDE to MAUDE:   Who is this?   (Dude ask in DISDAIN)
 
MAUDE to The Dude:   He's KNOX HARRINGTON The VIDEO ARTIST...
 
DUDE to MAUDE:   A FRIEND with a CLEFT ASSHOLE ???
 
KNOX Giggles: Giggle Giggle Giggle
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Got Any Kahlua ?
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
by Daniel Zwicke

ABIDE in IT !!!

    .     .  

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE



WALTER:   What we Have here Dude is a series of Victim-Less Crimes ...............

DUDE:   What about the Fucking Toe ????   ..........................................................

WALTER: You Want a Toe? I can get you a Toe. I can get you one by 3 O'clock, 
and with Nail-Polish ...Fucking Amateurs !!! They send us a Toe and expect us to
Shit in Our Pants !!! 

I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK for A THOUSAND DOOLARS




I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK For $1,000

BUT BRANT CAN'T WATCH

Or HE HAS To PAY A HUNDRED

DUDE and HIS RUG ....FROM The BIG LEBOWSKI




THE DUDE

"TAI CHI With WHITE RUSSIAN on The BIG LEBOWSKI'S RUG"

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT A GOLFER




                                                 OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT a GOLFER 

THE DUDE ABIDES







Cowboy Drifter:  Take er Easy Dude ...

DUDE:    Fuckin eah!

Cowboy Drifter:  I'm sure you will ...


DUDE:  The Dude Abides ....